I don’t know the exact context of BLACKPINK‘s Jennie taking over Jisoo‘s soul with a stick that makes duck sounds and then using her like a ventriloquist would, but the …
Read More »EXO’s D.O. uses Vaseline to jerk off with & jizzes into toilet paper, fyi
Since we’re all about covering important stories here, I thought it should be of the utmost importance to point out that EXO‘s D.O. appears to use Vaseline and toilet paper …
Read More »This Is So Stupid: Wait, what if TWICE’s Dahyun actually is an alien?
I’ve previously been amused and amazed by TWICE‘s Dahyun‘s amazing skill at being able to find cameras. However, things have taken a more and more sinister turn recently, and that …
Read More »This Is So Stupid: G-Dragon is just doing dedicated Mac Tonight cosplay, you guys
People are running around freaking out about G-Dragon‘s weight loss and gigantic new Yuta-esque chin, but when you realize that he’s just doing dedicated Mac Tonight cosplay, you’ll see true …
Read More »My nuanced, intellectual take on whether G-Dragon’s USB is a physical album
Thrilling shit.
Read More »[Update] Enchanted by Jang Moonbok, ‘Produce 101’ will scrap group & just debut him
After Jang Moonbok has enchanted the world on ‘Produce 101‘, Mnet has now started to let the secret out that not other contestant matters because they will reduce the “group” …
Read More »TWICE fan makes “Signal” worth it by doing the choreo in a house party mosh pit
While I was skeptical about the worth of TWICE‘s “Signal” to K-pop, now I know it has all been worth it after seeing this video of a TWICE fan doing …
Read More »This Is So Stupid: Somebody found the lawnmower from Hyoyeon’s “Wannabe”
In my review of Hyoyeon‘s “Wannabe“, I described a sound in the instrumental that reminded me of a lawnmower failing to start. It starts with a sound that resembles a …
Read More »MLB styled Chaeyoung like Raoul Duke from ‘Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas’
TWICE endorse MLB gear, which is great and all, but why does it seem like every stylist ever hates Chaeyoung? Why do they gotta make her look like Raoul Duke …
Read More »iKON’s Bobby and his extremely problematic airport fashion choice
Bobby of iKON is understandably getting criticism for a recent airport fashion choice, which was disgusting, problematic, and probably a war crime. My god, what the fuck is he doing …
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