Well, hello there! Long time no see — it was absolutely unintentional to disappear for a while (six months?), but life happens and continues to happen, so here we are! …
Read More »‘Queendom Puzzle’ Episode 1: Queendom’s side quest has already found its heroes and villains
Queendom Puzzle is here, and I’ve returned to hopefully make amends for my (lack of) Boys Planet coverage (season review: zzzzz) and also maybe watch something somewhat interesting. Mnet‘s spin-off …
Read More »Rundown: Brave Girls, J-Hope, YUJU, KAI, Nicole, Cherry Bullet, WOODZ, The Boyz, TRI.BE, OnlyOneOf, CRAVITY
Phew, it’s been a while. Sorta lost track of time, but I’m here now with my takes for you to complain about when you should instead be mindlessly devoted to …
Read More »Quick Reviews: SUMIN’s remix of Kai’s “Peaches” is one of the few from SME that works
SM Entertainment‘s official remixes are almost universally worse than the original, and many are just straight-up fucking terrible. So I was pleasantly surprised by a remix of (EXO) Kai‘s “Peaches” …
Read More »[Review] Kai’s slow & sensual sound gets sluggish on “Peaches”
Just like last year, EXO’s Kai has returned at the tail end of 2021 to reassert his place in the industry. 2020’s self-titled debut proved to be a great success, …
Read More »Deep Reviews: EXO Kai’s “Mmmh” solo debut isn’t ambitious but fits a certain mood perfectly
Given that this is the solo debut of EXO’s Kai, expectations were bound to be out of whack from what maybe they should’ve been musically. But as somebody who expected …
Read More »This Is So Stupid: Kai makes meme dreams come true by signing “Sperm” instead of “Super M”
All of your memes about how you cannot stop yourselves from seeing “Sperm” instead of Super M have apparently trickled up to the group members themselves, as in a recent …
Read More »SME announces Super M boy group made up of EXO, SHINee, NCT members … well, this should be fun
The reports were true and SM Entertainment are making a super boy group by combining members of EXO, SHINee, and NCT into a group called Super M. On August 7 …
Read More »EXO’s Kai & BLACKPINK’s Jennie have already broken up, SME confirms
It’s been less than a month since the relationship of EXO‘s Kai and BLACKPINK‘s Jennie was revealed to the public, but it’s reportedly already over due to both wanting to …
Read More »[Update] Dispatch reports EXO’s Kai & BLACKPINK’s Jennie are dating, SME confirms
Dispatch recently dropped the annual result of their stalking of celebrities, which forced me to quickly write this up hours before a New Year’s Eve party. Assholes. Anyway, they revealed …
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