How excited was Yunho about meeting Jaejoong? Excited enough to rip a dick hole in his pants. Oh god, the unbearable fanfictions. Update 1 Look at these fuckin’ tweets I …
Read More »Yunho and Jaejoong interact, fandom explodes #AlwaysKeepTheFuckery
After yesterday’s pictures of Yunho and Jaejoong being in the same immediate area and staring longingly at one another and/or plotting each other’s murder, now there’s evidence that the two …
Read More »Arashi fans brand Ohno Satoshi a “traitor” at recent concert due to dating rumors
Arashi fans went out of their way to reinforce stereotypes about the Johnny’s Entertainment fandom, with fans branding member Ohno Satoshi a traitor for his recent relationship rumors. On September …
Read More »Arashi’s Ohno Satoshi reportedly breaks up with girlfriend due to company pressure
Arashi member Ohno Satoshi was in a relationship with a woman and it advanced to the point where they lived together, according to the most recent issue of the tabloid …
Read More »BTS fans harass stylist posing with Rap Monster, she deletes pic and goes private
Stylist Jung Jiwon posted the following picture with BTS member Rap Monster, and she later ended up deleting it and setting her Instagram acount to private (though she has now …
Read More »EXO-L are working on sending EXO members to Mars
EXO-L are going to send three EXO members to Mars … because of course they are. These tickets do not entail that the three members of EXO will be leaving …
Read More »T-ara shamelessly thank fans for helping them disband One Direction
Motherfucking top madams T-ara released a video thanking fans for helping them destroy Directioners in that dumb Billboard poll, which was fittingly brutal and honest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqACYmPoAXI Of course, I can’t …
Read More »A SONE theorizes that “Lion Heart” is flopping digitally due to government conspiracy
Much to my surprise, SNSD‘s “Lion Heart“ doesn’t seem to be doing great digitally, and it currently sits at #9 on Melon. This is odd because usually they’ll automatically vault …
Read More »FTC investigates SME/YGE for overpricing goods and taking advantage of stupid kids
The Fair Trade Commission is investigating SM Entertainment and YG Entertainment, basically because their fandoms are idiots and will pay anything for idol goods. Last month, the Seoul YMCA released …
Read More »T-ara crush One Direction in dumb Billboard poll, #DirectionersFuneral trends worldwide
As expected, T-ara crushed One Direction in that dumbass Billboard poll, which is meaningless in itself, but proved worth it through the entertainment of the One Direction fandom weeping and …
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