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After what seems like forever away from Lovelyz, Seo Ji Soo is going to be joining the group for their latest comeback, presumably so she can give us the best …
Read More »Seo Ji Soo, the best ever cum in your life, is finally back with Lovelyz
MAMAMOO’s “I’m Pretty Rapstar” is basically the best comedy skit
MAMAMOO recently did a parody of ‘Unpretty Rapstar‘, called ‘I’m Pretty Rapstar‘, and it’s seriously just gold. I know I’m a bit late on this, but I couldn’t not mention …
Read More »CL patronizes Asian women again, and it’s for their own good or something
CL has done a lot of things right in her quest to conquer America, and she’s on the right path to carving out a niche for herself here if she …
Read More »[Review] SNSD’s “You Think” is ruthless perfection
Whether it was their intention or not, SNSD saved their best summer music video for last. After starting things off with the wet paper bag that is “Party”, and then …
Read More »John Oliver has been brainwashed by the #AlwaysKeepTheFaith cult … RIP
I’ve always liked John Oliver, and his show ‘Last Week Tonight‘, is probably the closest thing we’ll get to Jon Stewart‘s ‘The Daily Show‘ for a while. So it’s with …
Read More »[Review] HyunA’s “Because I’m The Best” definitely is not the best
While HyunA solo releases are always welcomed for the gleeful way in which she flaunts sexiness and angers netizens with every single precise shake of her hips, there is not …
Read More »[Review] SNSD’s “Lion Heart” gets it mostly right
SNSD are in the middle of a fairly busy summer. Promising three music videos over the course of two months, the first, “Party,” was fairly underwhelming. The second, “Lion Heart,” …
Read More »T-ara shamelessly thank fans for helping them disband One Direction
Motherfucking top madams T-ara released a video thanking fans for helping them destroy Directioners in that dumb Billboard poll, which was fittingly brutal and honest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqACYmPoAXI Of course, I can’t …
Read More »Asian Junkie is … back?
Hey! Long time no see! Um … so Asian Junkie should be back up and running, though I included the question mark because at this stage I’m not taking anything …
Read More »Tao finally sues SME, and SME says they’re really mad and stuff, yo
As you may have heard like 10 weeks ago (been about that long, right?), Tao fucking finalllllyyy filed lawsuit against SM Entertainment, putting an end to the madness. Now normally, …
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