People have been losing their minds recently over the Kai and Krystal relationship, which has surprisingly provided me with a lot of #TeamSchadenfreude content after a slow start.
Thankfully, to the benefit of humanity, Asian Junkie commenter TheParanoidPotato has contributed to that content by delivering to us the peak of this mess to us in the form of a telenovela parody starring all the involved parties, including … well, us.
What do I even say, really?