Tao goes back to Kris begging on his knees in interview, weeps uncontrollably

In a recent interview with Sina, Tao has basically asked Kris if he can suck his dick to make up for calling him a piece of shit for leaving EXO, and every bit of it is glorious.

Reenactment of Tao and Kris:

To follow that glorious about-face was the weeping I’ve been waiting for.

Bless you, Tao. I’m back to being your fan.

Emotionally unstable Tao is our best hope for some kind of tell-all meltdown. Please anticipate and support.