Asian Junkie Asian pop. Without discretion.
CLC have returned to us with “Like“, which is supposedly a cute story about a girl’s infatuation with a guy, but is really a story about kidnapping and stalking.
Let’s just walk through the logic in this glorious music video.
Okay, so an unconscious girl is out on the street in front of a shop, so call for help, right?
Wrong, bitches. Shake the shit out of her while she lies potentially dying…
…take selfies of yourself with the passed out chick…
…then just drag the bitch wherever, cause neck/head injuries are for PUSSIES.
We cut to the next scene, where they have essentially kidnapped her while waiting for her to recover by creepily sniffing a potential chloroform rag, taking more selfies, and with two of them trying to play doctor.
BUT THEN SHE SITS UP LIKE SHE’S THE FUCKING UNDERTAKER IN WRESTLEMANIA
UNCANNY
What was this all about? A dreamy white dude, and all the members can see inside what is clearly a thought bubble.
Then, because it’s over a hot dude and they are cute girls, they are allowed to creepily hunt him down by his scent and stalk his location.
They finally find the guy because they’re using a foreigner radar or something, and they can also hear into his room like this is a spy movie or something…
…and look at that consensual look of amusement on the guy’s face!
No? It’s the look of fear you say? Oh well!
Remember, if you knock on a guy’s door and he doesn’t answer, you’re free to break into his apartment, jump on his bed, fuck up his room, and sniff his underwear.
Word, my dude, word.
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G.I. Joe ‘Knowing Is Half The Battle’ Lesson: If you are a group of cute Asian girls, you are allowed to kidnap other cute Asian girls as long as you are willing to assist the kidnapped girl in stalking, terrorizing, and planning a home invasion of whatever cute foreign dudes she wants to fuck.
Remember, it’s sexy concepts that are ruining society.
