Matsumura Kaori, member of SKE48, appeared on ‘Ogiyahagi No Busu TV‘ and talked about receiving stuffed animals from fans.
That seems like no big deal, and it wouldn’t be if not for the … uh, potential for recording devices hidden inside and jizz stains.
The idol says she’s aware of the possibility that the sender may have hidden an audio or video recording device inside the gift, and so “I always hit the stuffed animals many times, and shake them violently to make sure there’s no device hidden inside.”
The bigger problem, though, is that hitting and shaking the stuffed animals means Matsumura has to touch them with her hands, which isn’t something we’d recommend she do in light of her additional revelation that “Sometimes the stuffed animals have stains on them…Like, whitish-colored stains.”
I … I’m not surprised but I’m still disgusted.
lol
Fans, man.